Before I tell you the correct way to eat an apple/the qualifications for a perfect apple, I just must tell you: that last post about leadership was (almost) a lie. I actually started a brand-spankin-new blog for my leadership posts. So. If you would like to read all my thoughts on leadership, you may visit this wonderful site: http://kelseylp.wordpress.com
Now my story. So last night, I was at an apartment in my ward where a bunch of cool kids live. (They all speak Chinese, except for one. But even the non-Chinese speaking one is hecka awesome.) We were watching/analyzing a video of a crazy magic trick and talking and eating apples. And somehow, my friend and I got into a discussion regarding the perfect apple and how it should be eaten. Basically, there were two qualifications. They are:
- Must be crunchy enough so that you can just stick your teeth in and just break a piece off. No biting all the way down until your teeth close. You have to be able to break it off.
- You must eat it in the manner I just described.
And that is it. So if you’re smart, you will find the perfect apple and eat it in the perfect way. The end.